3 hours ago
Oh dear god *legitimately rubs temples with fingerpads* this creation is so majestically gorgeous i feel physically distressed?
in all seriousness, it only seems right to have the...front cover?? of the cake as the beginning photo of the slideshow, as in it would make me severely uncomfortable to not have it that way because logic, but the swipey to the righty photo bois are arguably even more tremble worthy than the frontman pictured right here. so please, if you have even a single mere shred of self respect in your body, swipe to the right and look at this delicate beast (love a good oxymoron) in all his ruby red glory ♥️
i mean, the layers? that red on white action with a level of smoothness that only this emoji right here: 😎 possesses. the soft, whipped texture of the soy cream contrasting more than pleasantly with fruit sliced so sharply it has mental capabilities to rival einstein himself 😍
if i'm honest, the cake could do with more raspberry coulis as it was not sweet and frooty enough for the froot queen herself. but do you know what? when an edible substance looks this d**n good, taste can go out of the window, as ig users we are given no option but to eat with our eyes 😂
happy birthday to my sister by the way, she won't read this, but if she does happen to be reading for once, look charlotte, 🎶 i don't know about you, but i'm feeling 22 🎶😜
(oh, last thing just so nobody is misled into thinking i like my sister, i asked the nice cake lady to put that message of adoration on the message plate, but it's all lies. i hate my sister, hideous old hag that she is. only got the cake so i could have a slice, couldn't give even one single wag of my own dog's tail about that girl *cough* witch *cough*. good, now that's cleared up, have a nice day everyone ✌🏻)