10 hours ago
Things you need to know:
1. i'm a leo🦁 need i say more?
2. i'm a mother👶🏻 i have a sixth sense that works like a satellite 📡 and is right 99.99% of the time.
3. i'm a teacher👩🏼🎓 i like to be the center of attention always.
4. i've lived with seven 👨🏻men: dad, 4 brothers, a partner, and a son. men don't scare me.
5. i'm over 30. it doesn't show; i know.
6. i don't know everything, but i know "something" about everything.
7. i love to entertain people, occasionally.
8. i don't "fake it" anymore. if i don't like it, you will know.
9. i get bored quickly, so you gotta be creative to keep me interested.
10. i'm difficult because i don't like to be "easy."
11. i'm a high maintenance girl because i require respect.
12. no one can afford me because i'm not cheap.
13. i love to help people help themselves.
14. i despise people who play victims to get their way.
15. i have no tolerance for whiners.
16. my bff is a hot water bottle that stays firm, keeps me warm, and doesn't ask questions.
17. i love reading self-help 📚books to help myself.
18. my biggest pet peeve is people who pose as friends, yet they're not.
19. my achilles' heel is that i have a tough shell, but a soft core, just like a 🐢turtle.
20. my children👫are my strength, not my weakness. you mess with me, i'll let you live. you mess with my kids, i'll show you fifty shades of crazy.