1 hour ago
Tired of taking it from the mass produced, capitalistic, patriarchal tyranny that controls the s*x toy industry? try taking it from this non gmo, fair trade, locally sourced, ethically harvested, organic wooden dildo. for an extra $100 you can add the scent of patchouli to your twig. even your "o face" can be condescending with this thing in your d***o quiver.