Story time: alyssa got me this book for our first christmas together. it’s called creative cursing and simply contains two sets of words that when combined create a fun new cuss combo. it was hilarious and was the source of a good number of giggles, but i never would have guessed it would be therapeutic.
after over-stressing my ankle on a trip to the bathroom, i sat back down and was shouting obscenities in reaction to the pain. further frustrated by how quickly i ran out of ideas, i remembered this book. alyssa grabbed it for me and i furiously flipped through and screamed out each and every combination that came up. before i knew it we were both laughing and the pain had begun to subside. #merrychristmas #christmaspresents #healing #alyssaisthebest #thanksalyssa #opioidswillstopyouup #laxativesarelife #poopingispainful #poopispain